Road Map
Come along and ride on this fantastic voyage…
LAUNCH: We will be giving away a special all in one card that is a compilation of all of our KryptoKids NFTs to all our current card owners.
25% SOLD: All owners will get access to borderless art versions of the cards.
50% SOLD: A Cautionary Fail card will be created and contain any feature requested by each of the owners.
75% SOLD: Any owner with more than 1 Cautionary Fails card will have the character sent to them as a 3D file that can be used for 3D printing and personalized with their name in the file.
99.9% SOLD: The owner(s) of the most Cautionary Fails cards will have their own Cautionary Fails character made for them and a large format 3D print (around 9 inches by 8 inches max) of the character 3D printed and sent to them.
How it started…
There’s a humorless void brewing that left unchecked aims to snuff out the sheer joy of inappropriate humor. All hope for even a mere chortle at the sound of a wet fart seems lost. Social media crusades continue to drag the corners of joyful smiles ever further down to the depths of frown town. Is there no hope for toilet humor?
You’re goddamn right there is. Four brave souls have taken up creative arms to do battle against this virtuous void. Not a fuck will be given as they raise their creative tools up with a mighty defiant cry of “Ligma!”
And thus Krypto Kids came to be. A limited edition NFT collectible card series harkening back to the days of gross out trading cards and quality toilet humor. This was only the begining.
How its going…
WIth the initial success of Krypto Kids NFT cards the spark that lit the flame drank a gallon of Ecto Cooler and began to mutate. Breaking free from the confines of simple NFT cards its shed its skin and shouted “This isn’t even our final form” as the new brand of Cautionary Fails takes shape.
Cautionary Fails will continue the gooey glory of Krypto Kids to new heights, new markets and new horizons of inappropriate humor. Why stop at digital trading cards we said, when we can do much more. SO much more…