COLLECTIBLE FREAKS FOR MODERN WEIRDOS

Limited edition Series Zero is almost gone, don’t miss out!

ART IS AN ASSET.

Do you enjoy laughing? Are your eyes craving new delights to tickle their photoreceptors? Does the promise of collectibles that appreciate in value help fill that never-ending void inside you? Well buckle up cupcake because Cautionary Fails (formerly Krypto-Kids) will scratch those veritable itches like a six armed monkey jacked up on Four Loko with unkempt nails.

We are Modern Weirdos and we're here to bring the freaks. Series 00: Krypto Kids, is nearly sold out. The final two cards in this limited edition one-of-one series have been released!

Now we are ready to introduce Series 01 Cautionary Fails in June. New name, new flavors and same great art that will stimulate your mind and your crypto wallet. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram to catch our latest releases or when we’ll be live on Twitch cranking out these cantankerous bastards.

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Series 00 Krypto Kids are one-of-a-kind and going faster than a fart in a hurricane. These limited edition freaks will never be the same going forward (think of these as our black border Magic: the Gathering cards). Snag one now while you still can!